Characters

Shilin High Priest [ 99/70 ]
♥ Noxas
Enjoys going to dangerous places
Doesn't like staying in town
Obsessed with Dracula

Aesprika High Priest [ 99/70 ]
Uneducated Shilinbot
Has a gear complex
Likes to sleep on the job

Shilin Biochemist [ 99/70 ]
Runs a retarded blob shelter
OD2 veteran
Too poor for bombs
Knows nothing about her job

I have a Lif. Biochemist [ 96/3x ]
Equally unenlightened Shilinbot
Honest tax payer
Thinks she has an obese Lif

Threnodist Scholar [ 99/70 ]
Endow slave upgraded to SP slave
Prefers the company of monsters over people
Probably crazy

Virus Champion [ 96/67 ]
Born destined to battle an evil Biochemist
Biochemist quit before her training completed
Lost meaning in life
Tempered in Thors volcano

Feux Follets Assassin Cross [ 99/70 ]
Doesn't care about anything but looks
Quite possibly a crossdresser
Has bad aim

Mephisto Gypsy [ 99/70 ]
Loud obnoxious bitch that won't stop talking
Loves to hang around people
Had many, many names

Soul Pepper Soul Linker [ 99/50 ]
♥ Kalevala
Soul linker Lif twins
Hardworking loyal housewife

Soul Pepper Soul Linker [ 99/50 ]
♥ Alatriste
Alter ego?
Schizophrenic manifestation?

Furious Mastersmith [ 99/70 ]
Vendor/upgrader forever
Too chinese to break anything
Has very bad luck in investments
Likes to buy useless crap

$hilin Merchant [ 99/50 ]
Screw career, I have zeny

Lethargy Sniper [ 93/5x ]
Lazy ass
Makes miracles happen
Uses sharp eyes for kawaii desu things instead
Thinks her bird is unfashionable

Maelstrom Lord Knight [ 89/5x ]
Very confused lord knight
May or may not be qualified for her job
Hears voices in (or on top of) her head

Liesl Taekwon Master [ 8x/4x]
Thor bot 1.0 aborted